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[whatisay]

This is Jason Compson. If you're calling for business, press one and you'll go through to my work phone. If this is something else, leave a message and I'll get to it eventually. If this is my mother, I'm going through a tunnel.

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[whatisay]

I'm aware. They scoured the earth for the one person more insufferable than Stig.

I'm going to petition for us to get a raise over this don't think I won't.

[conifer]

[Ah. Definitely too late.] For what it's worth, I'm going to make him put the suite back exactly as it was. And there'll be no more of that racket he calls music, it'll just make your headaches bad.

[whatisay]

Good, because the alternative is that I beat him to death with his own music player. If I can coordinate my body enough to manage that while my head's trying to explode.

Can we start a bonfire with those awful dolphin pictures?

[conifer]

I was thinking of sneaking into Four's floor in the middle of the night and leaving them as presents. They'd suit an ocean theme far better anyway.

[whatisay]

My only concern with that is that I think they might actually go appreciated.

[conifer]

Okay then, who wouldn't appreciate it?

[whatisay]

let's give them to Linden.

;-)

That is the right emoji, isn't it, I don't use them often.

[conifer]

[She almost drops her phone in the shock and amusement of seeing Jason use an emoji. Come to think of it, that's probably the closest he's ever come to smiling at her.]

Sure, he could always use some cheering up. Who doesn't like sparkly dolphins, right? Apart from me. And presumably you.

[whatisay]

I'll have an Avox do it while he's sleeping. It can put a big red bow on them.