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[whatisay]

This is Jason Compson. If you're calling for business, press one and you'll go through to my work phone. If this is something else, leave a message and I'll get to it eventually. If this is my mother, I'm going through a tunnel.

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Comments

[cigne]

you're not allergic to coffee

[whatisay]

no and thank god for that

i might die

[cigne]

so the pictures will keep coming

[whatisay]

you said all it takes to make a cat look like me is glasses right



jk

[cigne]

i will always win the cat picture competition, mr. compson

i'm twirling my evil mustache btw

[whatisay]

fine then i'll tell everyone you have a mustache

[cigne]

it's an evil mustache, those are gender-neutral

[whatisay]

evil women are femme fatales, not mustache twirlers, Snidely.

[cigne]

i can be a femme fatale with a mustache, don't tell me how to live my life

[whatisay]

but that defeats the purpose of a femme fatale. they're sexy

[cigne]

what, i can't be sexy just because i have an awesome evil mustache? you're offending me

[whatisay]

i don't think even you could bring that into fashion

[cigne]

do not doubt my skills

[whatisay]

alright, fine

i dare you

[whatisay]

you

[cigne]

close

[insert a selfie. she's drawn on an evil guy mustache with eyebrow pencil.]

[whatisay]

why can't you just let me have this? Lol

[cigne]

admit that you're all hot for my mustache!!!!!

[whatisay]

no

[the 'responding' symbol stays open for nearly 20 minutes]

btw this isn't flirting is it

[cigne]

i feel like most people don't have to ask that

...

are you trying to flirt?

just kiss u loserz

[whatisay]

no. Just making sure im reading signals right.

rude that you don't think i can flirt though

they're so dumb

[cigne]

what would happen if i said it was flirting? i'm wondering if i should be offended

you're not exactly practiced

Re: they're so dumb

[whatisay]

idk. might make things awkward.

I have natural charm

[cigne]

maybe it would be awkward because of how sucky you would be at flirting back

[whatisay]

wow you're rude

i can probably flirt just as well as you can